What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

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What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking - unplugged

How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.