What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

Asphalt Jokes More Asphalt Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

Cul De Sac Jokes More Cul De Sac Jokes

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet