What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

Asphalt Jokes More Asphalt Jokes

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Cul De Sac Jokes More Cul De Sac Jokes

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet