What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

Asphalt Jokes More Asphalt Jokes

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

Cul De Sac Jokes More Cul De Sac Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.