Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

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Why did the blond snort NutraSweet?

She thought it was diet coke.

Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke