Why did the blond snort NutraSweet?

She thought it was diet coke.

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Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

What is a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?

Well, you might think that it'd be Arrrrby's, but they are actually quite fond of Long John Silvers.

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Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

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Why did the blond snort NutraSweet?

She thought it was diet coke.

Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke