Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

Where is the 'L' in christmas?

There is noel

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

Naughty Jokes More Naughty Jokes

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Secret Society Jokes More Secret Society Jokes

What is the name of the secret society of weavers?

I-loom-'n'-I-tie

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot