Why did the Chicken cross road?

With rice.

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What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road?

Because he was too chicken! Sorry.