Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

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Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

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How do you organise games in Pompeii?

Make aedile.

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.