Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

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How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Why was the Bears-Packers tie called off?

Only one side was game

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Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

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A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!