Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

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How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Why did the Chicken cross road?

With rice.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road?

Because he was too chicken! Sorry.