A: One strike, and they're out.
A conundrum.
It makes their makeup run.
Being struck by an iMac.
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
Because it's covered with horsehide!
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
Because they rain supreme.