Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.