Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What do you call a mound of dirt that is uneducated?

A Hillbilly

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!