Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.