Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

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Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.