Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

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How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Seance Jokes More Seance Jokes

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.