Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

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What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

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What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile