Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

Why are computers in Palestine really fast?

Because they've got Ramallah.

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What does an Irishman have for dinner?

A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert A: Ethnic cleansing.

What's for dinner, mom?

Cannibal kids: "What's for dinner Mom "

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What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.