Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

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Why did the local university invite a foreign chemist?

Florine talent.

What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run in a camp ground?

You can only 'ran' it's past tents.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.