Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

What did we call IT before computers ?

The Mail Room

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What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ?

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes