What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

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What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !