Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

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What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.