What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.