What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).