Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

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Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

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How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

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What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite