What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead