What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.