Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog?

They're always singing about getting a "long little doggy".

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.