Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

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Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.