Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

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What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Which one is the cowboy?

It's the one on the range.

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Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog?

They're always singing about getting a "long little doggy".

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.