Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

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Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.