Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.