What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole