Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

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What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog