Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

Why did the gifting company fire their last employee ?

Because they got a bad wrap.

Manufacture Jokes More Manufacture Jokes

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?

It's counterproductive