Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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What did the dubstep valentine's day card say?

I wub you

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

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What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off