Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

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What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

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Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

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Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

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Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

What do 8 hobbits make?

A hobbyte.

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What are 8 Hobbits?

One hobbyte.

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.