What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

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Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

because he only came once a year

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

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Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

What does Jimmy have?

Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.