Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Why is Rengar so OP?

Because E: Bola Strike.

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Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

Mailman Jokes More Mailman Jokes

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)