Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

What did the Mod say to OP?

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Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

White Mail Privilege

Mailman Jokes More Mailman Jokes

Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk