Why did the fianc say "Yes!" and why did the little boy say "No!"?

He went to Jared.

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How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.