Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.