What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.