How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

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How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.

How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president ?

small loan of 100 million dollars

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.