How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog?

Nina

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars?

Date Simon Cowell.

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What is a small loan of money?

a small loan of a million dollars"

How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.

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What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.