Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

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What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off?

NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!