What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Previous Random Joke Next

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Imperial Jokes More Imperial Jokes

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Imperial March Jokes More Imperial March Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.