What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.