Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

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What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale