Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What would you do without me?

Apparently, "Your sister" was the wrong answer.

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Momma Jokes More Momma Jokes

What did the baby corn say?

what did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn.

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)