Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

Momma Jokes More Momma Jokes

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)