Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

What do you call jokes about bread?

buns

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Momma Jokes More Momma Jokes

What do you call a Portable Sperm Bank?

Your Momma. Happy Mother's Day folks

What did the baby corn say?

what did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn.