Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

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What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.