Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

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Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What is hillybillys fantasy?

S&ampM . . . . .. Sister and Mother.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

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Wheres my dog gone?

Dead in the trash

What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in three trash cans.