What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

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What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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Why did the melons get married in a church?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What would you do without me?

Apparently, "Your sister" was the wrong answer.

How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.

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How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.