What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

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How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Where does geography and geography meet?

The Bermuda Triangle.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

Parkinson Disease Jokes More Parkinson Disease Jokes

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.