What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

Parkinson Disease Jokes More Parkinson Disease Jokes

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.