Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.