Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

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What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

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What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

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What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning