Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

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Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.