In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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When hunger strikes.
He was conducting.
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Neck-romance-y.
Au, yeah!
Being struck by an iMac.
Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls
They are the path of leaf resistance.
Because it was a fowl.
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
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A: One strike, and they're out.
They went on strike!
They'd form pigget lines.
A thought.
The elevator men are on strike!
He was an excellent conductor
A: He was striking a happy medium.
Thanks I needed that.
You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.
A picket fence.
Because it follows the path of least resistance
Pick it! (Picket)
Because snakes make lots of strikes.
They wanted a better celery!
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
Damn it!
Time to get it fixed.
Tuesday.
A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
He was a good conductor.
Because he couldn't handle his roast
Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.
He got turd degree burns.
Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.
Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.
Branch Manager
Careful, you might be getting screwed.
Piston
Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do
He forgot to pack his trunk.
They Planet
Only one of them is organized.
Pants
He got snowden.
