What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

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I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

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Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

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Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.