What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

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Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

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When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

What does a bee style his hair with?

A honey comb!

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What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.