What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

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What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?

A: Bronco-saurus!

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

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How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.