Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

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What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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Why don't they have a WHITE history month?

Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people

Where is the best place to hide a dead body?

A cemetery