Because people are dying to get in.
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Because people are dying to get in there.
Because everyone is dying to get in
A cemetery
No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!
people are dying to get in.
It was hard to make a living.
Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people
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I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.
People are dying to get in.
Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.
He wanted to keep his spirits high.
Because it was dead.
John.
The lavatory, of course!
A Kylo Ren Book
One with a cemetery plot.
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
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He used a skeleton key.
A skeleton key.
By reading street signs.
Because he hasn't Read October.
Immigration.
No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.
There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
Whinny wants to!
nothing, hes a fan.
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
