Because people are dying to get in.
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Because people are dying to get in there.
Because everyone is dying to get in
A cemetery
No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!
people are dying to get in.
It was hard to make a living.
Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people
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I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.
People are dying to get in.
Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.
He wanted to keep his spirits high.
Because it was dead.
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
Bolt upright.
He had only one pupil.
Because she couldn't control her pupils.
Because they didn't Lajka.
Nothing.
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
asks the neutron. "For you No charge."
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
They both said they were just going to the store
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
Because XD
Don't worry they'll tell you.
A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.
You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"
