When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

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What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here