When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

Why do I need the life vest?

Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers"