Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors