How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

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Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

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Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.